I’m Having a 9/11 Meltdown

I don’t know about anybody else but today I am feeling the spirits of the 2,993 people that died in the September 11 attacks and I feel so unbearably sad. I was not in New York City on the day of the attack. I was sitting on the couch with my two year old and I was seven months pregnant. Brevitt was...

Dreaming About A Lecherous Husband

I may not go out much any more but I sure do have fun when I am in a dream state. The only problem is that I dream that Wade is also having tons of fun. He is consistently  lecherous, doesn’t love me any more and smugly tells me about all of his conquests. It is ironic that I create this world because he...

Teaching Your Husband How To Treat You Right

Two years ago I sat my husband and three boys down and informed them that never, ever again will I endure the deep disappointment of each uneventful special occasion. And furthermore, I added, just because my birthday falls on May 9th does not allow you to, “cleverly”, lump my birthday and...