Leaving the raw dinner party at True Nature Healing Arts, I analyzed how I was feeling. Usually after a dinner party I feel… well… how do you say… drunk! And happy and full and slightly nauseated. But at this meal the only drinks I sucked down were probiotic and alcohol-free, probably a first in my book. Regardless, I still felt slightly buzzed and satiated.
A Wrong Turn
Driving home down the back-country roads under the starry sky, I called a friend who lives too far away. It had been a long time since we last spoke, and I felt the need to check in. Lost in conversation, I turned into my neighborhood, only it wasn’t the correct turn. Rounding a curve I didn’t recognize, I saw to my horror that I was in the wrong lane. The other lane was across a small median, and my only choice was to keep driving until the median ended. I had no idea where I was.
It all happened in a matter of seconds, but I’ve been on the wrong side of the road before, and the same absolute panic set in. Once again, I was lucky and made it home unscathed. I climbed into bed exhausted, immediately fell into a deep sleep, and then I had the dream. (The driving part was real life.)
The Dream
I was very pregnant, baffled and worried. Baddy had already told me that if I ever got pregnant again, I’d be on my own. Since he had his vasectomy after Hootie-Hoo, there was no way he was raising a kid that wasn’t his. He was done. And here I was pregnant again, only I was pregnant with three more babies, two of whom I had birthed the day before. With each passing day my stomach shrank, and I wondered what was happening with that third baby. Having no car seats, I asked Thumper and my niece, Nikki, to get in the car with me and hold the babies. I was over this baby thing; perhaps that was why I was so unprepared. And then I woke up.
Maybe it was all the talk about the raw food being so alive. Perhaps it was the fermented jun. Either way, I’m absolutely fine with the three boys we have and extremely elated that it was all just a dream. NO MORE BABIES FOR THIS MAMA!


















