
What Are Your New Year’s Resolutions?
I slowly opened my eyes yesterday. They felt like they were covered by a cement blanket, thanks to the locally brewed pommeau apple brandy I’d been drinking by the bonfire the night before. “Rabbit, rabbit,” I said aloud, and smiled. The new year had finally arrived, and I was ready for it. Goodbye and good riddance to 2011.
Touching my foot to the floor, I repeated my New Year’s resolutions:
- Wake up and meditate instead of rushing to the computer to pack in an hour of work before the hellions wake up.
- Make a healthy breakfast with flaxseed smoothies, homemade granola and fresh eggs from the farmers market.
- Wake up the boys with a kiss and a positive word for the day.
- Pack a lunch and load the car so the clock never hits 11:00 with us still at home.
- Have a patient, fun-filled day with the boys.
- Come home, make a healthy dinner, do laundry, clean the house, make calls, pack for tomorrow.
- Get the kids showered and ready for bed. Read to them and lights out by 9 p.m.
- Read for an hour without the little hellions.
- Pay attention to Wade.
- Reduce my carbon footprint.
I failed.
Instead, I thought about meditating, picked up the New Yorker, put it down again and got on the computer. Better, but not perfect.
In my excitement over finding the brandy at the farmers market, I had forgotten the fresh eggs, so instead of making breakfast I hit the road to pick up the pieces left behind on New Year’s Eve. Got home by noon.
To make up for being gone, I agreed to play football with Wade and the boys, and we walked over to the park together with Muki. It was a beautiful day, but the cement blanket had seeped into my brain and limbs, and I wasn’t functioning very well. The boys grew impatient. (Should have put that on my list: “Train boys to be more patient and respectful of their mommy.”) They yelled at me for not understanding the rules and messing up the plays.
Angry that the day wasn’t going as planned and fed up with the kids, I tackled and conquered and made everybody cry.
“That’s it,” I announced. “I’m out of here.” And like my alter ego, Mayzie, I flew away for a much-needed hike and an Academy screening with a good friend.
I’ll start again today.
What about you? What are your resolutions?






































































